Mayo 2012
thatsmoderatelyraven:
Me to all of the zombies in Florida
You know what else is more worse than slow...
puckermanfabray:
lets play “which download link is the real one”
no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
ballato:
oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be hipsters
“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.”
– John Lennon (via harryfreakkinpotter)
sexualfavours:
Why do we never talk about how ugly bus seat designs are?
Send me a "☆" and I'll put my iTunes on shuffle...
last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :'(((
me: adios bitchachos
davidcrap:
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me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat
I'm sorry, future children, but you'll have to...
me: i actually feel happy with everything right now
face: here's some acne
school: here's some work
friends: here's a knife in the back
parents: here's some added pressure
crush: here's my new girlfriend
tumblr: we're sorry
me: ok
The result doesn't matter. Finally Tumblr found...
sorrowsnativeson:
Reblog if Caesar Flickerman should totally host...
sararye:
phone: *rings*
me: no
if it takes more than 3 seconds to load
me: the internets broken
Reblog if you don't have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
jesuschapstick:
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
Reblog if you're a potato.
I wish I could say alsdjfaowiegjsldkfjsfd in real...
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing