you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are
what if that happened in real life
what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower
"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."
Happy 24th Birthday Emma
"It keeps appearing, Harry! Dumbledore left me The Tales of Beedle the Bard, how do you know we’re not supposed to find out about the sign?”
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
yo-hoo big Frozen genderbend dump ^———-^
"Who would enjoy th—?