"It keeps appearing, Harry! Dumbledore left me The Tales of Beedle the Bard, how do you know we’re not supposed to find out about the sign?”
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
yo-hoo big Frozen genderbend dump ^———-^
"Who would enjoy th—?
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep